If i crapped in my pants on a bus, who would notice first?

obviously when i feel it slide out i will feel discomfort but who on the bus will raise an eyebrow firstly.



Please, this is important to me no jokes thanks.
Your underwear will be the first to notice. And then your mom when she does the laundry. She will change your name to Skidmore.
the guy next to you ={}
The guy who sits in the seat right after you.
Do you do that on buses to seek attention like you are doing here?
a women or a teenage girl as they are likely to smell out the male hormones and chemicals coming out of thier anus......P.S. wear a daiper
the little kid with his mommy that sits across from u
Hopefully you would be the first person to notice.Besides yourself the people behind you.

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How can crapping your pants in public be important to you?
how much weed did you smoke? and are you sure it wasnt laced?
whoever is sittin behind you, will darken his/her nostails with your stench of poop
Either the person closest to you of the person following you off the bus who spots the log in the back of your trousers.